We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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