dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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