At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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