Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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