your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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