I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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