if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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