I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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