I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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