I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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