on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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