Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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