And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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