Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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