Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Ketchup is God's man juice
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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