census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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