If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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