in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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