I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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