therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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