I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
one might say we're banned from that church
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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