i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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It's never too late to be topless.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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