I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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