Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The adults are the big ones right?
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