I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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