whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He felt like a one man threesome
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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