okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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