thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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