I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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