Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
lets start a swedish sibling band together
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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