let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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