Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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