And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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