So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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