I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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