You're my little dorito
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think people are normalizing furries
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize