Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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