Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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