I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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