giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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