Duck Duck Cougar?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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