I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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