my being single is dangerous.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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