what if I'm pregnant?
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Four minutes until I can fart!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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