if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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