I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
