ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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