Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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