Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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