We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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