I CAN MOONWALK!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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