Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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